CONTINUATIONS!!

[siegheulen]

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NEVER HAVE I EVER with Noiz

[siegheulen]

[THIS EYEBROW IS SO RAISED, but he's grinning]

Eh. Wrong enough to have been kind of a dick if you gave more of a fuck is wrong enough to apologize.

[signal_to_noiz]

So what do I do if I get a hangover?

[siegheulen]

Drink water, take painkillers and your medication of choice for an upset stomach, and eat whatever you can get in you. I've heard arguments for both shoving an entire rasher of bacon in your face and also only eating dry toast or whatever; as far as I'm concerned you should go for whichever you think you can stomach. Sleeping it off is good too.

Best way to deal with it is to drink a fuckton of water along with your booze, though, then you hopefully don't have to deal with the actual hangover at all.

NEVER HAVE I EVER with Ammy

[siegheulen]

[oh 'u' looping an arm loosely around her waist and nuzzling at her temple in return]

Well— mostly in the sense that it seems like it's pretty damn common to get at least one fun one of those, and as far as I'm concerned getting paid for sex I'd like to be having anyway is a pretty awesome thing that would kind of suck to miss out on.

Re: NEVER HAVE I EVER with Ammy

[brushdog]

Ah, but as far as you know, it could be something terrible that you'd hate.

[siegheulen]

[COVERING HER MOUTH. just. with his hand.]

Nope, no. Shhh. Shhhhh.

If I don't think about that then it's not gonna happen.

[brushdog]

[ THAT'S COOL I DON'T NEED MY MOUTH FOR TALKING ]

But you're already thinking of it. I'm afraid you're already doomed.

[siegheulen]

[AMMY WHY 8(

c. calling on every ounce of dignity he possesses which is still not much BUT IT WILL HAVE TO DO]

Not if I drink enough to forget about it.

[brushdog]

True enough.

So what do you like?

[siegheulen]

[pulling his hand away finally as he makes a face]

Aside from not having to worry about Howl trying to stick its noses in, for once?

In all seriousness, though... hmm. [kind of snorting at himself] I've got pretty simple tastes, I guess. Kind of rough is nice, light bondage shit's always looked interesting, insert joke about doggy-style here...

[brushdog]

You don't let Howl have any fun? How cruel.

[siegheulen]

I let it have plenty of fun! Fun that does not involve trying to stick its nose in a cute girl's crotch just because it knows I'm interested, and thinks that propositioning them for me would be helpful.

[brushdog]

That seems plenty helpful.

[siegheulen]

I'm letting it goose you when we get the bodies back.

[brushdog]

Maybe it'll turn out being more fun than you.

[siegheulen]

[WOW. if you're gonna be like that I'm taking my arm back :S]

Okay, one, no sex drive of its own. Two, no dicks. ...And their mouths aren't self-lubricating. Good luck!

[now if you'll excuse me I'm downing more of my drink because "Howl attempting the sex" is actually pretty high on the list of things I never wanted to think about.]

[brushdog]

[ WOW RUDE ]

We will just have to fix all of those things! I didn't say let go.

[siegheulen]

[CHOKES]

No. VETO. We are not turning Howl into wolf sex bots fuck I feel dirty even having to say that.

[brushdog]

So you're just greedy, then.

[siegheulen]

No! Lady's tits, Ammy, it's- look, it's not even capable of full consent! If you wanna fuck something wolf-shaped, fine, we get something from the Theater for me, but leave my poor AI alone.

[brushdog]

I am fucking with you, Kai.

[siegheulen]

...

. . .

[staring REALLY. HARD. AT HIS DRINK]

I can't tell if I need at least two more bottles of this, or if the fact I fell for that is proof I need stop and call it a night.

[brushdog]

[ DRINKING MORE OF HERS TBH ]

You should keep going, honestly.

[siegheulen]

...Yeah, fuck it. Maybe I can forget that bit too.

[DRINKS 8I]

[brushdog]

Ah, well.

[ DRIIINK ]

Maybe trying to figure out some of your objectives will help with that?

NEVER HAVE I EVER with Ren

[siegheulen]

[WOW that is unexpectedly cute. grinning!!]

Fair enough. Well, in that case... hmm. Got a favorite dessert type?

[allsoulmate]

... donuts.

[siegheulen]

I can work with that. Any particular flavor?

[allsoulmate]

Cinnamon and sugar is fine.

[siegheulen]

I can definitely work with that. Hang on, I'll be right back.

[guess who's making you a mixed drink with cinnamon flavored cream liquor and donut flavored vodka. spoilers it's Kai.

coming back and presenting it, looking stupidly pleased with himself]

Lemme know if this is any better, it's been a long time since I've done any bartending.

[allsoulmate]

Ah... it's good!

[ If he could tailwag, he would. ]