CONTINUATIONS!!

[siegheulen]

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[brushdog]

You don't let Howl have any fun? How cruel.

[siegheulen]

I let it have plenty of fun! Fun that does not involve trying to stick its nose in a cute girl's crotch just because it knows I'm interested, and thinks that propositioning them for me would be helpful.

[brushdog]

That seems plenty helpful.

[siegheulen]

I'm letting it goose you when we get the bodies back.

[brushdog]

Maybe it'll turn out being more fun than you.

[siegheulen]

[WOW. if you're gonna be like that I'm taking my arm back :S]

Okay, one, no sex drive of its own. Two, no dicks. ...And their mouths aren't self-lubricating. Good luck!

[now if you'll excuse me I'm downing more of my drink because "Howl attempting the sex" is actually pretty high on the list of things I never wanted to think about.]

[brushdog]

[ WOW RUDE ]

We will just have to fix all of those things! I didn't say let go.

[siegheulen]

[CHOKES]

No. VETO. We are not turning Howl into wolf sex bots fuck I feel dirty even having to say that.

[brushdog]

So you're just greedy, then.

[siegheulen]

No! Lady's tits, Ammy, it's- look, it's not even capable of full consent! If you wanna fuck something wolf-shaped, fine, we get something from the Theater for me, but leave my poor AI alone.

[brushdog]

I am fucking with you, Kai.

[siegheulen]

...

. . .

[staring REALLY. HARD. AT HIS DRINK]

I can't tell if I need at least two more bottles of this, or if the fact I fell for that is proof I need stop and call it a night.

[brushdog]

[ DRINKING MORE OF HERS TBH ]

You should keep going, honestly.

[siegheulen]

...Yeah, fuck it. Maybe I can forget that bit too.

[DRINKS 8I]

[brushdog]

Ah, well.

[ DRIIINK ]

Maybe trying to figure out some of your objectives will help with that?